Local area man, Harold P. Zerilicher-Codofanfin realized today that his best friend and person he jokingly calls his son, his cat, Lord FlufferNutter, will someday eat him.
At the age of 56, Harold was never married and is now retired from a small dehumanized job that he worked at where he didn't make any friends. He's in poor health and he very rarely goes out. He knows death is coming for him. The ultimate is the cat that he pets and loves so much will eventually feast on his flesh.