Congress passes the FAD Appropriation Bill. The controversial FAD Appropriation Bill was passed by Congress today. The bill, which will ensure that a new fad will come out each and every summer, in hopes of revitalizing the dying internet industry, with the ability to post numerous online videos, and have long beard-stroking think pieces about the nature of the fad and what it says about society, will happen today, finally assuring future generations for it.
The first new FAD appropriation The most controversial aspect, which managed to get through, will have the government both spend several billion dollars researching various fads, including the new one, which will be much like the figdet spinners, but with twinkly things on them, and they'll also be like two rats who fell in love with each other, and are best friends now, and also buying all the super awesome new fad stuff. It's expected to bring in trillions, upon trillions, upon trillions of dollars to America.